How Now Found Cow

A Handmaid News

We’ve had a regular visitor these last several days, a pretty brown cow, whom we call, “Bessie”. She’s docile and unafraid of nuns and rather fond of clover. Despite attempts to corral her or get her back to her home pasture, she still finds a way to amble on back for breakfast. The soft brown eyes belie the escape artist who knows, as all bovines do, that the grass really is greener over the other side of the fence.